Johnathan A.K.A Jon
First Cry on 14.04.1988
Enjoys A Laugh
Weird and Friendly
NgeeAnnians~FMB Yr 2
wishlist
To exercise regularly and live healthy lol
Hugo Boss perfume
One new Bagpack
DSLR Camera
One New Laptop
WII
Go to france , hk , taiwan , usa, canada
Topman shopping credit
espirit shopping vouchers lol
white jeans
new bermudas
Red Nds
Stussy Green Jacket
gap plain jacket
One surfing board
Ripcurl Watch
Ripcurl Tee
Ripcurl Boardshorts
RipCurl Red Wallet
New Watch
Here comes random dj JONNY WEIRDO to broadcast a short reply of wat happen on the bus 151. Me with Her.. PLaying PSP... ZOOOMMMM...(BUS PACKED TOO MANI PPL) DING DONG (ppl alighting and boarding)
old lady: Excuse me
Me:Sorry(i move in abit to let de old lady enter the seat)
ME:Hey u play racing liek no skill one must bang the wall with style
Her:Huh wat u mean, u mean u drive gt bang with style mehx
After 15 - 25 mins later~~
Old lady:(IN chinese)you wan to sit(asking random ppl standing)
RandomPPL:No is ok
1 more stop later~ More ppl boarded
Old lady:(in chinese)You want to sit(to a lady who just boarded)
Lady:hmm is ok~
Old lady:(in chinese)nvm come i move for u cause i alighting soon
Lady:(reluctantly) OK...
Old lady started blabbering weird things~
Old Lady:(in chinese)Youngster nowadays dun noe how to gif seats to elderly.. Nowadays people oso dun noe tat green seats are for elderly n pregnant ppl. they just pretend not to know when they see ppl boarding de bus..
ME ( look down at my seat with her den realise we r sitting on green seat LOL) i look up n continue playing psp~
Old Lady: (in hokkein) students nowadays dun noe wat they r doing.. kiss n hug on the train..if want to do that y dun dey juz go home n do.. they fuck each other den de girl get pregnant..den de girl wan go abortion~
I look up~
Old Lady:(in chinese) dun think i dun noe wat u dis youngster are thinking.. my son is a teacher, he teaches at NTU and he tells me all abt de students. especially the girls who do tat. (shouting now)There are no more good guys in the world now absolutely none. and same applys to the girls no more gd girls in the world. Are u still in sec sch?(she ask me)
Me:hmm no poly aldri(looking down at my blue ngee ann orientation shirt)
Old Lady: (in chinese) huh haven poly still wan to do all dis.
i was like L O fucking L, alot of ppl ard me listening to de conversation all laughing.
Old Lady:(in chinese) i think im alighting next stop, someone help me press bell. i kindly helped her press.
Old Lady:(in chinese) hmm den dere r girls who get send to girls home lot of dem.. i myself been to prison walk ard visited and guys who raped girls are caned. and they deserved it, in secondary sch oni wan to do all dis stuff.. and ya tat de girls' home dere(pointing to wherever it is i haf no idea)
Bus stopped...
Old Lady:(not realising it her stop aldri continuing talking)(in chinese)u students better gif up the seats to the elderly and the pregnant student.
ME:i did, my mum taught me well, i gif seats to elderly n pregnant ppl on de train..
EVERYONE LAUGH...
Old Lady:(in chinese) where m i now?.. a i reached aldri.. y de bus nvr stop for me.. (cursing n swearing) AA stop uncle... (in hokkein) i reach aldri aa... y u nvr stopped for me.. i reached aldri....
Uncle open door for her right out of nowhere..
Old Lady:(in hokkein) thanks...
She alighted~ PPL started laughing out loud.
Lady: haha i didnt want to sit she insisted so i haf no choice..and i wonder y she started it. there are alot of underage on the bus. she teaching wrong stuff..
Sumone standing: actually she gt a point
Sumoneelse standing: aiya nvm haha all laughing~
ME:haha i think she quite funni, make me laugh until my jaw quite numb lol.. but then i think she gt a point dere~haha its quite true, there are indeed ppl who pretend not to see elderly n pregnant den continue sitting..
Her: haha yaya..
Lady: ya.... Stopped~ reached interchange LOL
OK we haf come to the end of our broadcast tonite..stay tune on jonny fm...chaos..
